1. I'd still beat you Ross.

    To lighten up this conversation, let's have a little joke, shall we?

    What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
  2. I named my iPod the Titanic.

    It's syncing now.
  3. iTanic
  4. I bet on a horse: 20 to 1. It came in at 20 past 4.
  5. Two peanuts were just walking down the street, and one was a salted.
  6. Coldplay suck.

  7. I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there.
  8. No shit Sergio.

    However this week I will see them live Since Im working at their concert.
  9. Okay, back to Breaking Bad. I'm now on season 2. I think I'll just turn this monitor off completely for the next 48 minutes.
  10. You suck as well, ROss
  11. 7 really nice people on General Chat. This could be a great night. But I'll just kill the conversation instead