1. Originally posted by wtshnnfb01:If I ever win the lottery, I'm walking in to pick up the check with this CD and a boom-box. After picking up the check, when they ask me for a statement, I'm pressing play to this song--turning it up full-bore and walking out without ever saying a word.

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    I would miss you SO if you ever left this forum. God forbid!
  2. Safe to say that I feel terrible.
  3. And why would that be?
  4. My brother has been coughing his crap all around and now I've gone and picked it up. First night is always the worst I suppose. If I catch him coughing into the open air again, he'll have a clip 'round the back of the head. Time to see if I can sleep some of it off, goodnight
  5. A friend of mine who admittedly doesn't know much English has just written me on whatsapp "Hey, dear, I've just heard a great song and I was wondering if you knew how to play it on guitar and can teach it to me! It's titled ''Sitting On The Dick Of The Bay'', do you know it?".... She doesn't understand why I've been laughing ever since
  6. And the award for best misheard song lyric goes too-
  7. Originally posted by LikeASong:A friend of mine who admittedly doesn't know much English has just written me on whatsapp "Hey, dear, I've just heard a great song and I was wondering if you knew how to play it on guitar and can teach it to me! It's titled ''Sitting On The Dick Of The Bay'', do you know it?".... She doesn't understand why I've been laughing ever since

    hehehe

    It's two thousand miles I roamed
    Just to make this dick dock my home
  8. Lol
  9. Originally posted by LikeASong:A friend of mine who admittedly doesn't know much English has just written me on whatsapp "Hey, dear, I've just heard a great song and I was wondering if you knew how to play it on guitar and can teach it to me! It's titled ''Sitting On The Dick Of The Bay'', do you know it?".... She doesn't understand why I've been laughing ever since

    Haha
  10. Currently on hold on the phone to the tax office... If I hear Fleur Des Lis one more time...

  11. Bastards steal your money then you have to claim it back. Happened to me.