1. I don't know why I want to help anyone else, seeing as I can barely help myself. Yes I am this insecure.

    Well gang, you have officially found my weakness. Women in trouble.

  2. A man rooting around his medicine cabinet found one of his ex-girlfriend's old pregnancy tests. Because he was bored or felt like peeing on something, he took one of the tests, and much to his surprise, it came back positive. "Lol," he thought, probably. He told his friend about the ordeal, who then turned the humorous tale into a rage comic and posted it on Reddit. And that's the decision that saved his friend's life.

    Science fact: pregnancy tests detect beta human chorionic gonadotropin, which is not only a sign of a potential pregnancy but also, in some cases, testicular cancer. Several Reddit users knew this and told the man to get to a doctor.

    "You may have testicular cancer! Get to an oncologist, tell them you took a pregnancy test and it came out positive," one Redditor wrote. Another wrote: "If this is true, you should check yourself for testicular cancer. Seriously. Google it."

    The rage comic artist alerted his friend, who set up an appointment with an oncologist. It turns out that Reddit was right; the man had tiny tumor is his right ball. Of course, the Reddit user announced the news with another rage comic.

    While the guy still has cancer and will likely lose his right nut, he'll probably live. Which means the lesson is: take all medical concerns to Reddit, the front page of the medical world, and you'll probably live forever.


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    Well, there's one for future reference.
  3. Well that kind of cheered me up. Never know what will end up saving you. Losing a nut sucks though. Mine are bad boys for life. Ride together, die together.
  4. Made up my mind. Probally gonna send the message tomorrow afternoon. Whats the worse that can happen? Even if there really is nothing between us, I doubt shes gonna be mad someone cares about her mental health.

    The down side is I have come to realize that I still have issues I need to work on. My reluctance has almost nothing to do with her, its pretty much all me. I realize that if she does want to talk, I may have to bring up my own issues, but thats a chance I guess I'll take.

    Also if you ever get bored with me whining about my love life, I've been working on weird haiku poetry.
  5. If she doesn't like your concerns well then she isn't a very nice person uh?
    Im more concerned about you suffering depression and you wan to be a cop?
    Your going to find out very many much grim things being out in force, your going to need anti-depressants to cope,
    trust me, I know what its like to be a manic depressants,
    at the buisiness of others, trying to involve me, yet you will be exposed to the impossible and eratic.
  6. Aaron it does make you a better trustworthy understanding cop though
  7. Now that this topic has a topic too, where is the place I can go offtopic?
  8. Yes off topic sounds good.
    Meanwhile drinking beer and eating frankfurts, should be eating popcorn after reading this thread, title is a good laugh.
    I do wish Aaron a good love life
    Which reminds me this guy messaging me is very persistant but not my type though, even if I was desparate!
    *If she goes out with him, she must have been more than desparate, must have felt hopeless*
  9. Originally posted by Buttons:If she doesn't like your concerns well then she isn't a very nice person uh?
    Im more concerned about you suffering depression and you wan to be a cop?
    Your going to find out very many much grim things being out in force, your going to need anti-depressants to cope,
    trust me, I know what its like to be a manic depressants,
    at the buisiness of others, trying to involve me, yet you will be exposed to the impossible and eratic.


    I'm not depressed anymore. Just insecure as hell. Like I said, I'll probaly send the message later today. Even if she dont get back to me for whatever reason (like I said, she dont use facaebook much nowadays) I seriously doubt anything bad will come from it


  10. I worry too much about people.

    In any case I doubt I will actually ever get hired. I'm too fat, and need to get a drivers license. Work on my work histort too. Doing odd jobs for cash looks bad, on the previous employers section of an application. Even if I do take care of those, if I was on a hireing board I would pass myself over.
  11. Call me naive but I didn't realise unedited versions of this show existed.



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  12. Originally posted by Buttons:Yes off topic sounds good.
    Meanwhile drinking beer and eating frankfurts, should be eating popcorn after reading this thread, title is a good laugh.
    I do wish Aaron a good love life
    Which reminds me this guy messaging me is very persistant but not my type though, even if I was desparate!
    *If she goes out with him, she must have been more than desparate, must have felt hopeless*

    Thanks. You really should just tell the guy off though imo.