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  1. I think of all my faculties, my arse is in fact the most worthwhile part of me - it gives J-Lo a run for her wonga, I'll have you know. I shall consult with it in order to determine whether such a rectal duel fits into its schedule.
  2. Originally posted by WojBhoy:[..]

    I think of all my faculties, my arse is in fact the most worthwhile part of me - it gives J-Lo a run for her wonga, I'll have you know. I shall consult with it in order to determine whether such a rectal duel fits into its schedule.

    If you lose, I will shear it off and mount it, with pride, of course, on my wall.

  3. A sheared arse is most certainly the worst of all fates.
  5. You both, STOP NOW.


    My belly aches because of the laughs
  6. Do we have a banhammer for using an avatar saying "cocksmoker" on it?

    If we don't that would have been my avatar years ago, sooooooo

  7. A cock is another term for a rooster

  9. You keep your ass out of this - only two-legged creatures may compete in this war of woe, lest I whip out my rhino horn and insert it in a most unsatisfying matter deep into your innermost sanctum.
  10. Originally posted by WojBhoy:[..]

    You keep your ass out of this - only two-legged creatures may compete in this war of woe, lest I whip out my rhino horn and insert it in a most unsatisfying matter deep into your innermost sanctum.

    Harry, stop. Dyl is better with vocabulary than you. He said "cock".
  12. * Mod comes in, takes a deep breath and walks away *
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