1. You know you listen to too much U2 when you...

    "...Don't move
    Don't talk out of time
    Don't think
    Don't worry
    Everything's just fine
    Just fine
    Don't grab
    Don't clutch
    Don't hope for too much
    Don't breathe
    Don't achieve
    Or grieve without leave
    Don't check
    Just balance on the fence
    Don't answer
    Don't ask
    Don't try and make sense
    Don't whisper
    Don't talk
    Don't run if you can walk
    Don't cheat, compete
    Don't miss the one beat
    Don't travel by train
    Don't eat
    Don't spill
    Don't piss in the drain
    Don't make a will
    Don't fill out any forms
    Don't compensate
    Don't cower
    Don't crawl
    Don't come around late
    Don't hover at the gate
    Don't take it on board
    Don't fall on your sword
    Just play another chord
    If you feel you're getting bored

    I feel numb
    I feel numb
    Too much is not enough
    I feel numb
    Don't change your brand
    Gimme what you got
    Don't listen to the band
    Gimme what I don't get
    Don't gape
    Don't ape
    Don't change your shape
    Gimme some more
    Have another grape
    Too much is not enough

    I feel numb
    Gimme some more
    A piece of me, baby
    I feel numb

    Don't plead
    Don't bridle
    Don't shackle
    Don't grind
    Gimme what I don't get
    Don't curve
    Don't swerve
    Gimme some more
    I feel numb
    Lie, die, serve
    I feel numb
    Don't theorize, realise, polarise
    Gimme what you got
    Chance, dance,dismiss, apologise
    Gimme what I don't get
    Gimme what you got
    Too much is not enough

    I feel numb
    Don't spy
    Don't lie
    Don't try
    Imply
    Detain
    Explain
    Start again
    I feel numb
    I feel numb
    Don't triumph
    Don't coax
    Don't cling
    Don't hoax
    Don't freak
    Peak
    Don't leak
    Don't speak
    I feel numb
    I feel numb

    Don't project
    Don't connect
    Protect
    Don't expect
    Suggest
    I feel numb
    Don't project
    Don't connect
    Protect
    Don't expect
    Suggest
    I feel numb
    Gimme what you got

    Don't struggle
    Don't jerk
    Don't collar
    Don't work
    Don't wish
    Don't fish
    Gimme what I don't get
    I feel numb
    Don't teach
    Don't reach
    Gimme some more
    I feel numb
    To much is not enough
    I feel numb
    Gimme what you got
    Don't borrow
    Don't break
    Don't fence
    Gimme what I don't get
    I feel numb
    Don't steal
    Don't pass
    Don't press
    Don't try
    Don't feel
    Gimme some more
    I feel numb
    Don't touch
    Don't dive
    Don't suffer
    Don't rhyme
    Don't fantasize
    Don't rise
    Don't lie
    I feel numb

    Don't project
    Don't connect
    Protect
    I feel numb
    Don't expect
    Suggest
    Don't project
    Don't connect
    Protect
    I feel numb
    Don't expect
    Suggest
    I feel numb"


  2. HAHA
    Great one, Anstratdubh!
  3. hahaha!!
    nice!!
  4. Originally posted by JohnnyVOXXhahaha!!
    nice!!


    And remember... "play another chord, if you feel you're getting bored"
  5. Question: Is it just me or does anyone else feel "mild and green and squeaky clean" (Zooropa)
  6. Originally posted by anstratdubh1979Question: Is it just me or does anyone else feel "mild and green and squeaky clean" (Zooropa)



    Couldn't describe it better!
  7. When you have concert setlists memorized.
  8. Originally posted by digitizeWhen you have concert setlists memorized.


    Out of my head, setlist Zootv Dublin:
    1 Zoo Station
    2 The Fly
    3 EBTTRT
    4 Mysterious ways
    5 One/Unchained Melody
    6 UTEOTW
    7 NYD
    8 Numb
    9 TTTYAATW
    10 Angel Of Harlem (with the great weddingmarch)
    11 Stay
    12 Satelite of Love
    13 Bad
    14 BTBS
    15 RTSS
    16 Streets
    17 Pride
    18 Desire
    19 Help/Ultraviolet
    20 WOWY
    21 LIB
    22 Can't help......

    Am I right?
  9. Originally posted by anstratdubh1979[..]

    And remember... "play another chord, if you feel you're getting bored"

    Ahaha, now that rings true!
  10. Try to go one whole day without listening to u2, but fail.

    Or it is a massive achievment and the next day u get up early and listen to them straight away and all day

    U2
  11. You hear someone say Bono is awesome rocker, then correct them by saying "He's a good singer, but can't play guitar for his life."

  12. I appolagise if this has already been said, (I won't read 11 pgs of posts...) but anyway...

    When instead of saying "Its okay...", you say "Its alright..."