General Humour Topic

Originally posted by JohnnyVOXXhello guys!!
It's been a while... what gig was is this Vertigo from????

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Originally posted by AllBecauseOfU2I believe this is a rejected Australian Idol (correct me if I'm wrong) doing a cover of Vertigo.

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Originally posted by WojBhoy[..]
I've either heard this before or Lemar did a similar cover - both are bollocks, so it's not a big issue, but hey ho. The guy can sing, but don't fuck up a perfectly good rock'n'roll song

Originally posted by easports43[..]

yep. Makes me ashamed that my name's Nathaniel. lol

Originally posted by 17sA man walking on the street, and when he arrives in a park he seeing his friend, who is hanging from in a tree with a rope around his body. He's talking to him:
- What are you doing?
- I'm hanging up myself, I don't want to live anymore.
- Oh, you idiot! You must to do it in your neck!
- I tried it, but then I could not breath...

Originally posted by 17sA man walking on the street, and when he arrives in a park he seeing his friend, who is hanging from in a tree with a rope around his body. He's talking to him:
- What are you doing?
- I'm hanging up myself, I don't want to live anymore.
- Oh, you idiot! You must to do it in your neck!
- I tried it, but then I could not breath...

Originally posted by 17sThanks!
I have more if you want. (and if you let it)

Originally posted by 17sThis one is my favourite:


A man crawling in a desert. He wants to find some water before he dies, or go mad.
As he crawling, he hears a voice:
- I am Jeremiah!
Our man doesn't bothering himself, just crawling and crawling. But then he hears again the voice:
- I am Jeremiah!
He is very scared now, but he wants to find water, so he doesn't care about this. About ten minutes later he sees a table near a canyon: "Water / 10 miles".
He thinks: go, or not? Then the voice is coming again:
- I am Jeremiah!
He doesn't think anymore, just jumps into the canyon and dies. The the voice says:
Hahahaha! I am not Jeremiah!