General Humour Topic

Originally posted by 17sThis one is my favourite:


A man crawling in a desert. He wants to find some water before he dies, or go mad.
As he crawling, he hears a voice:
- I am Jeremiah!
Our man doesn't bothering himself, just crawling and crawling. But then he hears again the voice:
- I am Jeremiah!
He is very scared now, but he wants to find water, so he doesn't care about this. About ten minutes later he sees a table near a canyon: "Water / 10 miles".
He thinks: go, or not? Then the voice is coming again:
- I am Jeremiah!
He doesn't think anymore, just jumps into the canyon and dies. The the voice says:
Hahahaha! I am not Jeremiah!

Originally posted by Funny

AND THEN THE FIGHTING STARTED

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebratin g that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...

Originally posted by stj0691http://www.areyoubritishinbed.co.uk/flash/

something funny if you are really really really bored lol!

Originally posted by JohnnyVOXX[..]

haha
I'm french!! is that good???

Originally posted by markp91lol...
"Bono just wanted to meet Sisqo because he thought he was one of the few singers in the world who is shorter than he is. He was wrong by an inch."

- The Edge

Originally posted by yeah[image]