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  1. fellas...
    here's one from my Dad!!
    enjoy!!!


    A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
    Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
    "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
    The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
    Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
    Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."
    The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
    Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
    After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
    "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."
    The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
    "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
    The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
    "Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
    "Aye," said the lad, nodding.
    The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
    Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
  2. Originally posted by JohnnyVOXXfellas...
    here's one from my Dad!!
    enjoy!!!


    A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
    Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
    "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
    The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
    Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
    Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."
    The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
    Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
    After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
    "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."
    The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
    "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
    The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
    "Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
    "Aye," said the lad, nodding.
    The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
    Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"

    LOL!


  3. Best pic I ever seen I was laughin for hours when I first saw it xDDDDDDDD
  4. New Song "Confirmed" By U2's "Manager" and "internet pirate bag-pipe"



    U2 have been recording a new song down at the studios somewhere in the world for their forthcoming album, and we can reveal its title right here: "I Still Haven't Found Those Digital Visual Co-Efficiencies I've Been Looking For", because like The Sunday Mirror, we're able to publish articles too.

    It's said the 29-minute track, all about digital influences and visual co-efficiencies, features "internet pirate wind-bag" Paul McGuinness talking about something he clearly has no idea about. Bono will play guitar, The "On Fire" Edge will play guitar, the nameless bassist will play bass and the nameless drummer - well, technically, he has a name but according to a certain record company back in the early 1980s, was pretty terrible - will do some drumming.

    The new record is set to contain 11 songs. Another rumored song is called "Something", which features Bono talking, like Paul, "...about something he clearly has no idea about.", according to industry insiders.

    And Steve Lillywhite is calling this new record the BEST ever, just like he called 2004's How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb and 2000's All That You Can't Leave Behind, some of the band's best work to date. Being a 29-minute track, if the nameless drummer has anything to do with it, means there will be 31 minutes left for the rest of the songs - he seems to have a beef with releasing more than one hour of new songs.

    Other tracks may include "The Cedars of Somewhere, But It Ain't Freaking Lebanon", "One Bird Means More Will Eventually Come...Mark My Words", "No Line On The Horizon or The Roads" and possibly "Mercy, Six Damn Minutes of Mercy - Like It Wasn't Enough". The new record is released through Universal / Island later this year.
  5. Originally posted by LikeASong[image]

    Best pic I ever seen I was laughin for hours when I first saw it xDDDDDDDD


    I think I found my new avatar lol
  6. Originally posted by yeah[..]

    Not when it ruins an interesting topic.


    humor is the spice of life.......... or something like that lol
  7. Originally posted by U2Nick[..]

    humor is the spice of life.......... or something like that lol


    I just did a Gargle (Google) search for that saying. It bought up some dating sites. Obviously even those looking for a date have humour.

    I would never have thought it!
  8. Originally posted by drewhiggins[..]

    I just did a Gargle (Google) search for that saying. It bought up some dating sites. Obviously even those looking for a date have humour.

    I would never have thought it!


    lol... that surprises me a bit lol
  9. Even when they're alone, they're still full of laughs.


    Tickle Me Elmo:

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

    The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
    employee.

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.



    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains []of Tickle Me Elmo's She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

    'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

    'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles .
  10. Originally posted by U2Nick[..]

    humor is the spice of life.......... or something like that lol


    Yep, that's true.
    But 1st: There was nothing funny in the posts I mean. All those "jokes" have been done a million times before.
    2nd: That thread is for "news on the new album" and I just can't stand having to scroll through 5 pages of some kids beating a dead horse just to find some information/discussion.

    Start a topic "Funny news about the new album" and everything is fine.
  11. Alright - no more. I see your point.

    I'm off for the moment - catch ya later!
  12. Originally posted by drewhigginsEven when they're alone, they're still full of laughs.


    [..]


    LOL
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