1. GWB: But....you aren't Medvedev!
    Bono: I know....I'm your worst nightmare!
    GWB: WORSE THAN MEDVEDEV!?
  2. Time to bring this back alive:


    Larry: Bono...You are so fuckin' dumb...


  3. Hey,lads anything Dubya can do,the B man can do better.........

    OR

    Larry "..Hey,Bono.So where you up to in the book ?"

    Bono "..Our first tour of Australia.It's got pictures n everything."


  4. Bono.... "pssst Larry,don't tell Edge I always thought Dick was a better guitar player"


  5. Bono: Larry...remember that secret code we put in the book that you can only read upside down?
    Larry: The one that says "Edge is a wanker"? *snickers*
    Edge: Hey guys, nice little code. I found it like five hours ago. While you were laughing about it, I memorized the entire book.
    Larry and Bono:


  6. There was a pic of Bono's ass???!!!

  7. "Edge's face says it all after someone reveals that Bono has agreed for the band to perform an impromptu performance of Ultra Violet (Light My Way) in 15 minutes' time on live TV..."