I will start with a message on Bono's weight

Bono Told To Lose Weight
New York, NY (BANG) - Bono has reportedly been ordered to lose weight before U2 release their new album and start a proposed world tour next year.
The singer - who has been entertaining celebrity friends including Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and Robert De Niro on his yacht in France this summer - has been told he needs to lose his excess pounds before the band start their promotional duties again.
A source told the New York Post newspaper: "U2 have an album coming out around January. And then the band is going on another world tour in March and April - so the boys have been told to start exercising all the summer weight off."