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  1. Don't know if this has been posted.Bono yells at girl on the phone at concert. Pretty funny!! Enjoy!!!





  2. Enjoy!!

    Originally posted by some
    Kids Are Quick
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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ...
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
    have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
    tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
    didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
    your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
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  4. you know...i might get killed...lol

    BUT WHAT A JERK...geese...i mean she was just takin pictures...he must have been upset or something...he would never do something like that normally. Later in the show he asks people to take out the phone lol

  5. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher


    ouch


  8. Wasn't a girl,it was a guy,MSG New York I think.Bono wouldn't swear at a girl / woman.He later apolgised to him.The guy went on Inteference to tell the "story".Yes and pretty ironic he later in the show tells people to...."...take out your cell phone"..

  10. Bar the apparent contradictions regarding Bono and mobile phones during the Vertigo tour, I actually find it kinda uncomfortable to watch lol, because it just seems slightly unwarranted. Maybe he just thought that the guy was actually talking to someone on the phone? Who knows.
  11. damn......Bono's getting as angry as PT would with the Who.....do i dare mention what Bono says, then compare?

    Bono: "You put down your fucking phone, you're at a concert, alright"

    PT, The Who live 1971-12-11 Long Beach: "....shut up....this is a fucking rock and roll concert not a fucking tea party"

    I wonder what Bono will do next time he flips out at a show....smash a guitar?
  12. Originally posted by stj0691:damn......Bono's getting as angry as PT would with the Who.....do i dare mention what Bono says, then compare?

    Bono: "You put down your fucking phone, you're at a concert, alright"

    PT, The Who live 1971-12-11 Long Beach: "....shut up....this is a fucking rock and roll concert not a fucking tea party"

    I wonder what Bono will do next time he flips out at a show....smash a guitar?


    why would he smash a piece of his clothing?
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