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Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ...
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Originally posted by molang7:Don't know if this has been posted.Bono yells at girl on the phone at concert. Pretty funny!! Enjoy!!!
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Originally posted by molang7:Don't know if this has been posted.Bono yells at girl on the phone at concert. Pretty funny!! Enjoy!!!
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Originally posted by zooey:[..]
ouch
Originally posted by JohnnyVOXX:[..]
Originally posted by thebonodrums:...geese...
Originally posted by molang7:Don't know if this has been posted.Bono yells at girl on the phone at concert. Pretty funny!! Enjoy!!!
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Originally posted by aussiemofo:[..]
Hit a bit too close to home?
Originally posted by molang7:[Bono gives someone a grilling]
Originally posted by stj0691:damn......Bono's getting as angry as PT would with the Who.....do i dare mention what Bono says, then compare?
Bono: "You put down your fucking phone, you're at a concert, alright"
PT, The Who live 1971-12-11 Long Beach: "....shut up....this is a fucking rock and roll concert not a fucking tea party"
I wonder what Bono will do next time he flips out at a show....smash a guitar?
