Originally posted by drewhiggins:How to use an iPod, U2-style.
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''Can't be too hard to switch on?''
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''Bono, you got any ideas?''
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''Pass it here, Larry. You do this, this, this and...it's not as easy as it looks, is it. Edge? Maybe Adam knows.''
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''Come on. Hold on Edge, it's doing something! Finally, after pressing and pressing!''
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''What's it doing now, Edge? ''
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''Looks like it worked, then. What do we do with it now?''
Best ever!
Originally posted by yahoo.com
Italian soccer strategy gets a racy look
ROME (AP)—In the latest fashion statement out of Italy, soccer players are dropping their shorts to score goals.
Catania, a team in the country’s top division, unveiled the new look while taking a free kick. The players lined up in a wall and dropped their shorts in an effort to block the goalkeeper’s vision.
The Sicilian team carried out the maneuver to perfection Sunday. Three players dropped their shorts practically to their knees so Torino goalie Matteo Sereni couldn’t see the kick by Giuseppe Mascara, who scored during Catania’s 3-2 victory.
Catania is coached by Walter Zenga, a former goalkeper on Italy’s national team.
“This is a strategy that Zenga tries continually in training,” Pietro Lo Monaco, the club’s chief executive, told RAI state radio Monday.
Former referees coordinator Paolo Casarin called the move “unsportsmanlike and in bad taste.”
“It’s a trick that should not be tolerated anymore by the referees,” he said.
Lo Monaco replied: “A trick? I wouldn’t say so. It’s up to the referee to decide if it should be penalized, otherwise I don’t see where the problem is. … Good taste is relative.”
Originally posted by stj0691:[..]
while we all joked about it, they actually did it!
Originally posted by drewhiggins:How to use an iPod, U2-style.
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''Can't be too hard to switch on?''
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''Bono, you got any ideas?''
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''Pass it here, Larry. You do this, this, this and...it's not as easy as it looks, is it. Edge? Maybe Adam knows.''
[image]
''Come on. Hold on Edge, it's doing something! Finally, after pressing and pressing!''
[image]
''What's it doing now, Edge? ''
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''Looks like it worked, then. What do we do with it now?''
Originally posted by Email
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?"
Granny replies, " Fuck the pills! Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
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Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
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An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
Originally posted by JohnnyVOXX:Hi fellas!!!
nice jokes from my Dad!!!
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Great jokes