Here is one of mine:
I went to my neighbour's house and suddenly I saw that the garden is full of people...
My neighbour has a trampoline in the garden and I saw somebody jumping on it and everybody laughed and cheerd...I broke myself through the people and saw Bono jumping..He was like a little boy with a big smile on his face

I went up to him and asked wtf are you doing Bono? He kept laugning his devilish laugh...
Next moment there were about ten africans around him and Bono told them with the anger in his eyes: I can give you my money..I can give you my time..But I wont give you my trampoline...THIS IS MINE!!!!
when I woke up in the morning I couldnt keep my laugh down...WTF??
