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  3. For some reason, this guy cracks me up....

  4. I have one:

    An american and a hungarian are speaking. The amercian says:
    - We have Barack Obama, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
    The hungarian says:
    - We have Ferenc Gyurcsány, no cash, no hope...
  6. Heard this on a comedy show and found the transcript:

    ''If you leave a radio on for the dog it’s, you know, when it’s a puppy and it thinks it’s its mother. It’s like a ticking clock sort of, so we start putting the radio on and then like “Oh, like, might like to watch the tele.” So we started leaving it on for the, you know. And then it got to the point where we’d leave the house, leave the tele on and you know that thing if you go out, the tele’s on, burglars are going to go “Oh that house is obviously being, somebody’s in there, mm.” Like burglars whoo, like burglars haven’t figured that out yet, and you know, so and then. So I said that eh, “We should leave eh, like news on you know, so the dogs got educated, you know to be aware of what’s going on in the world and eh,” yeah. But she reckoned that cartoons was probably you know, cos it’s more visual and you know. So I think - well you know what do you do?

    And then we tried to work out the age of the dog to see like, you know, like “Well if it, if it’s, if it’s one, then how much is that in dog years? What does that, what would be acceptable? What like if he’s 14, oh maybe we should leave on the sci-fi channel?”, you know, “But he’s not really a sci-fi dog,” you know. “He’s more of a, he’s more of an arts and crafts”, you know. “So ‘Antiques Roadshow’, that’s yeah, ‘Antiques Roadshow’, the perfect eh, yeah.” So you know it’s great. He won’t, he doesn’t defend the house against burglars but he can value items, so it’s all it’s all good, you know. Yeah, it’s just if somebody’s come from another burglary and they break in [barks] 500 dollars, yeah.''
  7. Originally posted by DrewAwesome joke about a dog


    Hahaha! That's funny! Especially since we do exactly the same (but then with the radio)
    Our dog is a real trance-dog
  8. Originally posted by markp91:[..]

    Hahaha! That's funny! Especially since we do exactly the same (but then with the radio)
    Our dog is a real trance-dog


    The best kinds are the dogs which know all the adverts. So when comes on, you can have the person on the ad talking and the dog miming the words, and nodding his head in agreement. He might not like the toilet roll ads, but he loves the ads for the latest invention of whatever.

    So your dog knows all the trance music? But I'll bet it doesn't know Plot 180.
  9. Originally posted by drewhiggins:[..]

    The best kinds are the dogs which know all the adverts. So when comes on, you can have the person on the ad talking and the dog miming the words, and nodding his head in agreement. He might not like the toilet roll ads, but he loves the ads for the latest invention of whatever.

    So your dog knows all the trance music? But I'll bet it doesn't know Plot 180.


    Hahaha!

    Oh my...Plot 180 isn't healthy for him
    But he does like One Minute Warning


  10. I reckon for the 15th anniversary of Passengers, there should be 14 limited edition dogs you get with the remastered edition of the album. The ones where the heads wobble around; each one dances to a Passengers song and bops its head to the songs. I'll take the United Colours one.

    Could you imagine the Slug one? The head would eventually get stuck.
  11. Originally posted by drewhiggins:[..]

    I reckon for the 15th anniversary of Passengers, there should be 14 limited edition dogs you get with the remastered edition of the album. The ones where the heads wobble around; each one dances to a Passengers song and bops its head to the songs. I'll take the United Colours one.

    Could you imagine the Slug one? The head would eventually get stuck.


    Hahaha! 'I don't want to lose my head'
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