1. Larry: Now enough of this crap. Take off those fuckin' glasses and head to the bar for some Jameson.


  2. Bono: This is depressing
    Larry: Why?
    Bono (singing softly with a shakey voice): Love, we shine like a burning star, falling from the sky.
    Larry: Oh right

  3. Bono: ''I wonder how Larry would feel if I wrote 'WANKER' on his new bike.'