1. I will kill Bono with a lethal paper cut to the throat. This is just a joke


  2. You know you don't actually have to wear the mask?

    We didn't listen to U2.com before, why now? New song:

    ''I'll Go Crazy If I Get A Crazy Paper Cut Tonight''.


    Relax chief it will be grand but I agree with ya on the mask , i wont be wearing any f**king mask and ill knock out anyone beside me with one on . I dont get this mask thing AT ALL !


    Alternative to the mobile phones, it seems. Except it was actually an interesting idea.

    What next, party hats for Party Girl and wearing disco lights on your head for Discotheque? This could be the start of something...


  3. Relax chief it will be grand but I agree with ya on the mask , i wont be wearing any f**king mask and ill knock out anyone beside me with one on . I dont get this mask thing AT ALL !
  4. its embarassing
  5. Bono has the hots for her. It's the only explanaition I can see
  6. Originally posted by gerryhickey:[..]

    Relax chief it will be grand but I agree with ya on the mask , i wont be wearing any f**king mask and ill knock out anyone beside me with one on . I dont get this mask thing AT ALL !


    You're gonna have one hell of a beating night. Here, Larry issued a statement about it:




    I bet that's the requirement to hear The Unforgettable Fire. Put on your masks, or no Unforgettable Fire tonight!

  7. can it get much worse?! what next?!
  8. i think everyone who's a member of U2.com should leave a comment on the site saying how embarassing this is. i just have...


  9. Sure Bono, I'll be a fanboy and kiss your arse just like every other obsessed U2 fan out there just to please you. OH KING BONO SPARE ME, SPARE ME! GO ONTO YOUR STAGE WITH YOUR CROWN THIS TOUR AND THE WORLD SHALL SEE HOW GREAT YOU ARE!!!

    ...not. Seriously? Masks? If that's what we're supposed to wear god knows what he's gonna wear. Bono, I'll cut a deal with you. I'll wear some stupid face mask, and you can go wear that velvet dress you kept b*tching about in '97.

    Another thought, this isn't a Scientology meeting, is it?

    Rant over.
  10. Originally posted by ric:i think everyone who's a member of U2.com should leave a comment on the site saying how embarassing this is. i just have...


    Well, let those in Europe and the US wear the masks first as a tryout.

    If it looks stupid, it saves the rest of us from looking like dicks.