1. Larry- cool as a cucumber.

    I would never be Bono- waaay to busy of a schedule.
  2. I'd like to be Bono. He's got one helluva wife.

    On the other hand, I already got one myself...

    Maybe Edge'd be the better choice. He gets every guitar and effect he wants to. And he's got the ability to make it sound great.

    On the other hand, he's got to play the same stuff every night without much freedom to improvise.

    Maybe Larry. Drums are cool and so is he.

    On the other hand, he seometimes suffers from tendinitis which isn't cool at all. In addition there are too many drummer jokes flying around.

    This leaves me with being Adam.

    But I don't want myself pictured nude on the Achtung Baby cover.

    Guess I'll have to stay myself. I'm already a nice mixture of all members. I've got Bono's waist, Edge's baldness, Adam's musical inability and Larry's bad temper.

    Alex
  3. Originally posted by Alex:I'd like to be Bono. He's got one helluva wife.

    On the other hand, I already got one myself...

    Maybe Edge'd be the better choice. He gets every guitar and effect he wants to. And he's got the ability to make it sound great.

    On the other hand, he's got to play the same stuff every night without much freedom to improvise.

    Maybe Larry. Drums are cool and so is he.

    On the other hand, he seometimes suffers from tendinitis which isn't cool at all. In addition there are too many drummer jokes flying around.

    This leaves me with being Adam.

    But I don't want myself pictured nude on the Achtung Baby cover.

    Guess I'll have to stay myself. I'm already a nice mixture of all members. I've got Bono's waist, Edge's baldness, Adam's musical inability and Larry's bad temper.

    Alex

    Hahaha, brilliant post
    And what a wise conclusion
  4. Originally posted by Alex:I'd like to be Bono. He's got one helluva wife.

    On the other hand, I already got one myself...

    Maybe Edge'd be the better choice. He gets every guitar and effect he wants to. And he's got the ability to make it sound great.

    On the other hand, he's got to play the same stuff every night without much freedom to improvise.

    Maybe Larry. Drums are cool and so is he.

    On the other hand, he seometimes suffers from tendinitis which isn't cool at all. In addition there are too many drummer jokes flying around.

    This leaves me with being Adam.

    But I don't want myself pictured nude on the Achtung Baby cover.

    Guess I'll have to stay myself. I'm already a nice mixture of all members. I've got Bono's waist, Edge's baldness, Adam's musical inability and Larry's bad temper.

    Alex


    Yeah i like that.
  5. it has to be the edge
    I want his ability on guitar..... and that explorer of his
  6. Originally posted by Alex:I'd like to be Bono. He's got one helluva wife.

    On the other hand, I already got one myself...

    Maybe Edge'd be the better choice. He gets every guitar and effect he wants to. And he's got the ability to make it sound great.

    On the other hand, he's got to play the same stuff every night without much freedom to improvise.

    Maybe Larry. Drums are cool and so is he.

    On the other hand, he seometimes suffers from tendinitis which isn't cool at all. In addition there are too many drummer jokes flying around.

    This leaves me with being Adam.

    But I don't want myself pictured nude on the Achtung Baby cover.

    Guess I'll have to stay myself. I'm already a nice mixture of all members. I've got Bono's waist, Edge's baldness, Adam's musical inability and Larry's bad temper.

    Alex


    The ending is the best lmao
  7. Originally posted by Alex:I'd like to be Bono. He's got one helluva wife.

    On the other hand, I already got one myself...

    Maybe Edge'd be the better choice. He gets every guitar and effect he wants to. And he's got the ability to make it sound great.

    On the other hand, he's got to play the same stuff every night without much freedom to improvise.

    Maybe Larry. Drums are cool and so is he.

    On the other hand, he seometimes suffers from tendinitis which isn't cool at all. In addition there are too many drummer jokes flying around.

    This leaves me with being Adam.

    But I don't want myself pictured nude on the Achtung Baby cover.

    Guess I'll have to stay myself. I'm already a nice mixture of all members. I've got Bono's waist, Edge's baldness, Adam's musical inability and Larry's bad temper.

    Alex


    HAHA good stuff. I'd have to be the edge, i get to be married to a belly dancer, play guitar, and have a great singing voice. That'd be my choice