General Humour Topic

Originally posted by U2Nick:

''You'll need a source for that.''

''I said that about my sausage sandwich this morning''.'

''Hello, I good, bye''.

Originally posted by WojBhoy:[YouTube Video]

I swear on my life, I nearly died upon first watching this (the actual episode it was taken from).

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest
and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a Mass for the
poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and
there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for
the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya think 5,000 Euros is enough
to donate to them for the service?' Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary,
Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

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P.S.

Thanks to maritime lawyer Frazer Hunt in Sydney for this one:-

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts
into her Grandpa's room...

"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into
the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak,
we're all going to Disneyland!!!"

Originally posted by alexxthefool:[image]



So true