1. On the borderline of scathology and/or deserving a edit........... but LOOOOOOOL XDDD
  2. Haha, ok, I'd rather have a tampon in my mouth then.
  3. LOLOL That's so dirty. Funny for sure but I'm not sure I'd want to be the one operating the pen
  4. Originally posted by germcevoy:Party scene, we were all pretty young and new to the wonders of alcohol. Some of us could handle it, others couldn't and inevitably there was the one guy who was a shambles after 3 cans. The joke was on him. . . . .

    By the end of the night he was a goner, completely wasted. He was out cold front down over the edge of a bed. He was debagged (trousers removed) and a condom was produced from somewhere. The condom was put over a pen and the pen was poked somewhere it shouldn't for a guy that isn't gay. Pen removed, condom remained dangling. Trousers were put back up and he was left to his dreams.

    He's never mentioned it.

    You were that guy, clearly

    Just kidding. To be fair, I don't see what's so bad? I stick stuff in my ears all the time?






  5. tut tut Harry. I'm way too much of a protagonist to leave myself open to stuff like that. And by 'open' I don't mean my backside either
  6. Originally posted by germcevoy:tut tut Harry. I'm way too much of a protagonist to leave myself open to stuff like that. And by 'open' I don't mean my backside either

    Haha, fair game. Like I say, just messing


    As far as amusing stories go, I've got a few, but some are amusing through personal context and whatnot. I'm just trying to syphon through ones that spring to mind for a fairly light one to start off with.

    A fairly safe one to tell - there's an event called Carnage that is run in the UK, or at least I'm certain it's organised in cities across England. It's basically a massive pub/club crawl that does cost a fair bit because you have to buy t-shirts which dictate the theme of the crawl, but the money you pay for that shirt pays for entry into all the clubs participating, which in Norwich's case was most of the ones in the main clubbing area of the city lol. That said, all the bars whack up their prices because they make a tidy penny from it. I've only been to one Carnage - in 1st year, and the older I've got, the more alternatives there are to do, that don't cost as much - so this was early 2009 I think? My friends from halls and I were extremely merry, 'twas all rather amusing, but when we got back to the flats, we ended up all crashing in one person's room, discovered a stash of interesting 'toys' that said friend kept under her bed, and that was all rather amusing aswell, but then I remembered I was wearing a pair of boxers that said 'Grrrr Easy Tiger' and decided to get them out to show everyone. Upon seeing the slogan, one of my friends bit me on the leg where this slogan was present. I had a bite mark across my thigh for about 2 weeks lol. 'Twas quite something.


  7. sorry for the late reply, it was in Stourbridge in by Dudley by Birmingham, its because it was results night and everyone was out celebrating...
  8. In the bar. 4 pints in and 4 quid in the juke box. Bad. . . .
  9. Depends which songs you picked in the jukebox
  10. There are still jukeboxes out there?!?!?! I thought they all disappeared of this planet over 20 years ago !!!!!!!!!!


  11. Wire? I dont know even know what Wire sounds like Others are great though