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  3. Liverpool FC have employed the Chilean miners rescue team as they need help getting out of an even bigger hole before Christmas.

    The prospective new owners of Liverpool have vowed to bring the glory days back to the club. In preparation for this the club store has increased orders on shellsuits, mullet wigs and most crucially the Back To The Future car to take them back there.


  4. Not exactly "humour", but we don't have a General Irony Topic so why not?


  5. After a hard time, I think it's an good idea to have fun again now. Just found this video, it's amazing, sure:

    Drunken boy wash his hands in the Toilet



    This guy must be a kid, I think. He's really young, but drunken.
  6. Thought this was pretty funny

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    I had just bought a new BMW M5 and had decided to take it out for a run, when I noticed a police car behind me. I was well over the speed limit so I thought "I am in a BMW, he is in a police car- I can easily get away". However, after a few minutes of chasing, I realized I am just making my situation worse. So I pulled over and waited.

    The policeman came around and surprisingly said: Look, mate, it has been a bad day, its Friday 13th, its the end of my shift, I really cant be bothered to deal with you right now, so if you give me the best excuse, that I have never heard before, I will let you go.

    I said: Last week my wife ran away with a traffic cop. I got scared its was him chasing me to give her back to me.

    The policeman: Good night, Sir.
  7. "The best thing about the internet is that you can make up quotes" - Muhammed Ali
  10. If you're a Facebook user, you may be aware that lately, many people have been changing their profile pictures to cartoon characters, promoting some sort of child abuse awareness. In perhaps the dumbest internet campaign to spread awareness about a real issue (because all it does is give people a chance to be cute with their profile pic and fit in with the masses, try to be original in their selection, etc), this article was written for an Onion-type online source:

  11. PWNED.



  12. BOB & THE BLONDE:

    Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
    And stared up at the TV.

    The 10 PM news was coming on.
    The news crew was covering the story
    Of a man on the ledge of a large building
    Preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bob and said,
    "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Bob said,
    "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied,
    "Well, I bet he won't."

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
    "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
    The guy on the ledge
    Did a swan dive off the building,
    Falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset,
    But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
    "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied,
    "I can't take your money.
    I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
    So I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied,
    "I did, too,
    But I didn't think he'd do it again."

    Bob took the money.
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