1. Chris Martin confirmed he's an ass at my concert, he told us.
  2. Just watched Heracles Almelo losing two points at RKC Waalwijk. Such a shame.
    Dione de Graaff is still looking gorgeous.
  3. You were THAT guy?

    Damn, world is small.
  4. Next time wear clothes
  5. Just kidding guys, anyone have a good bootleg for me?

    Digg the fly, but the boys wont let me play it
  6. You'll like this one:

  7. I guess he didnt like me making a move on Eve....
  8. It not very cool to steal someone's idea to imitate someone.

    At Principle HQ we call that wanking.
  9. Dude I have registered 362 days earlier.
  10. Girls relax.
  11. It was, till now i was just a leecher.