It can always be edited anyway to sound totally weird. I remember reading what was done to the bass guitar on Pop and wondered how hard that'd be to do.
Gonna interrupt and say I almost have that video of my smiling dog. He's a bit confused between "smile" and "speak" at the moment though, getting there slowly but surely. "Speak" is just barking, not actually speaking
Well, an actual stage piano that is. Could also be called Keyboard über deluxe I guess. Feels so close to the real thing, and you get loads more sounds.