1. no LOLs, pleaz!! this is an emergency!
  2. there are no 2:29 minutes left in my life.... or that of the spider..... one of us will have to die before that.
  3. need to think. quick.
  4. talking to myself. panic. dogs stare at me like I´m insane. which i probably am.
  5. Well the best method from the video is to take an assault rifle and shoot it.

  6. Sergio I hate you.
  7. Dog! My dog's love chasing spiders.
  8. mine does, too..... but the spider is up near the ceiling now.
  9. Use Expelliarmus
  10. Hmm...we're back to the gun then.

    EDIT: Stupify.
  11. I could hold her up and raise her high so she could reach the spider.....just 35 kilogramm, no problem. you need to do sacrifices in cases like these.