1. Alanis Morrisette vs Sheryl Crow.
  2. What the hell has this thread degenerated down to? ^
  3. (I'll attempt to make it worse)

    Sheryl Crowe vs Jewel
  4. Jewel vs Dolly Parton
  5. Jewel vs. Jet
  6. Jewel vs Jem (yes, the "truly outrageous" cartoon)
  7. Jewel vs Sammy Hagar
  8. Jewel vs Diamond Dave (better known as David Lee Roth)
  9. Jewel

    Jewel vs Björk
  10. Bjork vs. Fever Ray
  11. Fever Ray vs Sugar Ray
  12. Sugar Ray

    Sugar Ray vs Stevie Ray Vaughan