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  2. MATT #1 LOLOLOL THE BEST

  3. I'm not falling over myself drunk, I'm serious. Ask me a question, I'll be your fortune teller tonight.

    Im a classy guy.

    Who loves to drink.

  7. Oh I knew what you had posted, I was just referencing the original joke...cause it was Joe that I said that to in the first place...I wasn't THAT bad Sergio
  8. Last Fall I came and visited my cousin at the college I now attend. While out partying (and drunk as a skunk), I met a girl named Ashleigh. She seemed nice, so we started dancing. My cousin had told me earlier to tell everyone I wasn't a high schooler and was instead a freshman there, so I told her. I then quickly proceeded to tell her I lived in my cousins hall, my name, and phone number. Because we were slightly intoxicated at the time, we also shared a few kisses.

    I woke up the next morning and realized what I had done was a huge lie, but did not tell her. I instead decided not to text her any more and that would be the end of that. And it was. Until today.

    I just got an email from my Teacher's Assistant about a study hall session for my major. Turns out, she is my Teacher's Assistant for my loathed Calculus course.

    FML.
  9. FAILURE.

    Great story tho
  10. I'm drunk as Fuck!

    regards Max
  11. out of 18,000 people on campus, one of the few that matter is vital to my worst class -_-

    On another note, 3 classes til the weekend, I'm so ready to get back out there
  12. Originally posted by jmushouse:Last Fall I came and visited my cousin at the college I now attend. While out partying (and drunk as a skunk), I met a girl named Ashleigh. She seemed nice, so we started dancing. My cousin had told me earlier to tell everyone I wasn't a high schooler and was instead a freshman there, so I told her. I then quickly proceeded to tell her I lived in my cousins hall, my name, and phone number. Because we were slightly intoxicated at the time, we also shared a few kisses.

    I woke up the next morning and realized what I had done was a huge lie, but did not tell her. I instead decided not to text her any more and that would be the end of that. And it was. Until today.

    I just got an email from my Teacher's Assistant about a study hall session for my major. Turns out, she is my Teacher's Assistant for my loathed Calculus course.

    FML.

    haha good history !!
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