1. Now I will stop
  2. Really, nothing can beat one touch football. Do a YouTube search and be amazed.
  3. HALF-TIME- Man City 0-0 Swansea (17:30 BST)
    City end the first half by ballooning a 35-yard free-kick high over the bar, and boos ring out around the Etihad Stadium as the half-time whistle blows.

    Haha.
  4. Today marks the first of three tough games for Man Utd:

    28th Oct - Chelsea vs. Man Utd
    31st Oct - Chelsea vs. Man Utd
    3rd Nov - Man Utd vs. Arsenal

    Two teams that can absolutely destroy the makeshift defence.

    EDIT: Slightly relieved that Evans and Ferdinand are starting. Carrick needs to stay well away from the defence.
  5. Tiiimmm !!! 2-0 in 12 minutes
  6. Not bad, it's usually the other way around after 12 minutes
  7. I'd dock Rooney a fortnights wages for that stupid challenge. Losing his temper because he lost out on a 50/50? Fuck off.
  8. Wow, what a decision from the referee.
  9. Massive. Evans got a chunk of Torres shin. What a call