1. Originally posted by U2_CR:BREAKING:
    U2's next album will be a Polka-Rap Metal album. It will be titled "Bono"

    Info:

    8 songs sung by Bono, 1 by The Edge, 1 by Danger mouse, 1 by a barbershop quartet version of U2, 1 by Bono's left shoe, 1 by Adam and Larry, and 1 consisting of nothing but a recording of Frank Sinatra breathing.


    Tracklist:

    1. "Breathe" (Yes, this is the Sinatra song.)
    2. "Mind Your Manners"
    3. "This Song Is By The Edge, So It Is Awesome."
    4. "I Won't Follow"
    5. It's Lonely Down Here (U2 Feat. Bono Shoe Vox)
    6. "God Part XIII"
    7. "Every Wave That Does Not Break" (Barbershop Quartet)
    8. South Star (Adam and Larry)
    9. Dangermouse (By Bono)
    10. Bono (By Dangermouse)
    11. Manhattan
    12. This is Actually Track 8
    13. YOU'RE WRONG
    14. "40" (Re-done)



    The Album will be released via Napster and MySpace (Only) on November 24.
    The First Single will be released August 23rd (Also on only Napster and MySpace).

    First Single: "Breathe"
    Second Single: "Mind Your Manners"
    Bono on the Third Single: "Dammit Edge! We forgot to pick a third single... Fuck it we won't have one."


    The World Tour will start in Truth or Consequences, NM. It will be an acoustic tour and they will only show up when they feel like it, and you will never know when they show up. All concerts will be in local bars.


    More to come...


    Source: Rolling Stone

    Sweet spamming of the thread with absolutely nothing, not even quality humour. On ya mate.


  2. I've literally spat part of my coffee over the keyboard after reading this. Loudest laugh in weeks


  3. Or maybe out of Dublin,Four Irish Boys,etc....

    Realy I hope we don't end up with something like HTDAAB,since it's been told to be the best since Achtung Baby.
  4. Originally posted by LikeASong:I was almost sure that we'd have "something" by the end of this week but things seem to have settled down a bit... Let's hope this doesn't mean any delays.

    Hmmm, wait, there can not be a delay when there is no deadline.

    Oh, well.


    haha, I was also almost sure we'd have something by the end of this week or beginning of next week. I just can't stand the silence, although I'm now pretty sure the silence is part of the plan
  5. Originally posted by dieder:[..]


    haha, I was also almost sure we'd have something by the end of this week or beginning of next week. I just can't stand the silence, although I'm now pretty sure the silence is part of the plan

    I just HOPE that it's part of the plan.

  6. come on. last time in 2008/2009 we heard frequent updates of the recording process, the photoshoots etcetera etcetera
  7. Originally posted by dieder:[..]

    come on. last time in 2008/2009 we heard frequent updates of the recording process, the photoshoots etcetera etcetera

    I hope you're right...but I also feat this means they are nowhere near ready?
  8. jeez, who cares about a new tour. i want to hear a new album