1. I'd love a piss-up right now.
  2. Obviously a terrific one!

    I'd stay and catch but I've got uni soon, three hours of cutting up animals
  3. its an unintentional drunkeness

    the best kind
  4. had a meeting at a bar. like THATS ever a great idea. got right up pissed since then.
  5. (on a Monday)
  6. I think this topic was started on a Monday so we shall call it tradition.
  7. That's the best sort of pissed.
  8. Im just bringing in the honeymoon

    what should i have for dinner
  9. Pizza? If it were here, I'd suggest a kebab.

  10. I haven't been doing too bad in this food group lately so I'd rather expand my horizons and have something filling tonight.