1. Bland.
  2. The man behind Bono does a perfect visualisation of the sheer panic U2 are in momentarily.... ("O God, now the Oscars are over, we actualy have to go back to the studio and think of something we can put on the album...... aaarghh, the horror!")
  3. Benedict Cumberbatch?


  4. Larry is almost smiling.

  5. Trying my best. I was under the impression that the Oscars performance was going to be a proper full band version. Ah well I quite liked the Fallon performance.
  6. All performances at the ceremony were - bland. Even Pharrell. Pink had the best performance overall and she was just a special guest, not a nominee.
  7. Larry has been looking like an idiot in recent months, he almost looks like a replica that the band just roll out to keep up appearances.
  8. I would just like to mention that the ladies of U2 looked quite lovely last night.