1. Originally posted by LikeASongId have many questions, like:

    -- Will Adam ever smile (out of Where The Streets) ??


    He spends most of the Vertigo tour smiling. And any interview there's always at least a smirk on the face.
  2. Why did you hire such a poor director? (don't start a debate)
  3. Originally posted by drewhigginsWhy did you hire such a poor director? (don't start a debate)


  4. Alright, we know he's not very good - but we could start a debate and thread of his "Entire Suckfulness" elsewhere. Did you see the Anaheim 2005 shows? - the taper of those did a better job than him...and Hamish is paid good money.

    Making up words at 3am...wonderful.
  5. Originally posted by drewhiggins "Entire Suckfulness"


    Fucking brilliant. Love it.
  6. * Does Bono actually know where he is half the time?
    * How many people has Bono run over when he drives?
    * Does Larry sleep with a drum kit or Harley Davidson at night?
    * Did Adam ever embrace the fifth U2 member or was he left behind with Achtung Baby?
    * How many more crappy Joshua Tree demos are there?
    * What happened to the PopMart U2 iPod?
    * Are your latest DVDs filmed with handycams?
    * Will Womanfish ever be played again?
    * Why don't you do a concert in the Antarctic?
    * Will you ever endorse Microsoft?
    * Have U2 sold out yet; or will you sell out in 2008?
    * Surely Early Demos was crap; two more albums and you're out?
    * How many times has Bono asked to take out your cellphones?
    * Will you ever do a gig inside a liquor store?
    * Does U2.com suck balls?
    * Would you consider releasing 18 songs from each session over 18 months on 18 releases?
    * Why not record a song called "The Money Needs To Come Faster, George Dubbya"
    * Is B.B. King touring with you when he's 100 years old?
    * Will Bono dress as Mr Logistico next tour?

    And finally: will you ever play Red Light with the coconut intro?
  7. Originally posted by drewhiggins* What happened to the PopMart U2 iPod?


    Does it come with a free fuck-off lemon?
  8. Originally posted by djrlewis[..]

    Does it come with a free fuck-off lemon?


    Classic.
  9. Are you still waiting for the crumbs from your table?
    If you make two-and-three-quarter crap album, does that count as three?
    Do you plan to sue Trent Reznor for a crap cover of Sunday Bloody Sunday?
    I take out my cellphone at EVERY show - can I have your number for something practical?
  10. How about this?

    Would you consider an album in October to buy that album in October, every October, recommending it to friends every October to buy an album in October called October written in October? That's a tongue-twister and a half.
  11. Originally posted by drewhiggins* Does Bono actually know where he is half the time?
    * How many people has Bono run over when he drives?
    * Does Larry sleep with a drum kit or Harley Davidson at night?
    * Did Adam ever embrace the fifth U2 member or was he left behind with Achtung Baby?
    * How many more crappy Joshua Tree demos are there?
    * What happened to the PopMart U2 iPod?
    * Are your latest DVDs filmed with handycams?
    * Will Womanfish ever be played again?
    * Why don't you do a concert in the Antarctic?
    * Will you ever endorse Microsoft?
    * Have U2 sold out yet; or will you sell out in 2008?
    * Surely Early Demos was crap; two more albums and you're out?
    * How many times has Bono asked to take out your cellphones?
    * Will you ever do a gig inside a liquor store?
    * Does U2.com suck balls?
    * Would you consider releasing 18 songs from each session over 18 months on 18 releases?
    * Why not record a song called "The Money Needs To Come Faster, George Dubbya"
    * Is B.B. King touring with you when he's 100 years old?
    * Will Bono dress as Mr Logistico next tour?

    And finally: will you ever play Red Light with the coconut intro?




    Awesome!!
  12. Originally posted by LikeASongId have many questions, like:

    - Will Bono someday remeber ASOH lyrics??
    - Will you ever play Acrobat??
    - Will Larry ever laugh??
    - Will Adam ever smile (out of Where The Streets) ??
    - Which one will be your last album's title??
    - Will you ever stop fucking up New Year's Day??
    And so on...




    You really make me happy!

    very funny!!