1. Watches should not be 2 handed devices. Not for me.
  2. Jony Ive zzzzzzzzzzz
  3. Get that bingo sheet out.
  4. How good is this going to be for cheating kids in school?

  5. I heard some schools are already asking students to hand in their watches.
  6. Share your heartbeat. Jesus Christ kill me now.

  7. The ovations are cringeworthy. Full stop.