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  1. You know that engraving thing you can get on it? I found a list of rejected ones.

    * 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside* ~Anonymous
    * Not to be used as a suppository.* ~Umbralkin
    * I cost more than three hookers.* ~Umbralkin
    * When my battery dies, so will you.* ~Umbralkin
    * Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain.* ~Anonymous
    * iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
    * Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters* ~Anonymous
    * Cocaine and razor blade not included.* ~Carl
    * Lick My Shiny Metal Ass* ~Anonymous
    * karma is a bitch* ~Anonymous
    * Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.* ~wiredgargoyle
    * I play with myself.* ~ leonardom
    * Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous
    * iMasturbate five times a day* ~rjones [read article]
    * Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time* ~Mike P.
    * I cost more per ounce than cocaine.* ~dgcole
    * This iPod will self destruct in 1 year.* ~dale
    * Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself!* ~whocares590
    * Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK!* ~Christiaan

    Quite funny. And those not rejected but still funny.

    * Mohammed The iPhone ~rjmellish
    * Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help ~Pheenix
    * "One time at band camp." ~JLOVE
    * 49 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 72 75 6c 65 ~TehSnarf
    (translation: I f-ing rule in HEX)
    * This engraving has lowered my resale value ~I00s3r
    * I don't need good taste, I've got selection.~Umbralkin

    * Kiss me, I've got Irish music.~Umbralkin

    * To all the Chinese children who made my iPod, Thanks! ~ Plaid Speed
    * fatti i cazzi tuoi (Mind your own f-ing business) ~gatherings
    * I Don't Do Windows ~Anonymous
    * Me vs. RIAA: Exhibit A ~ukealii50
    * My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon ~commongiga
    * Mic0s0f7 5ux a$$ ~Anonymous
    * I may be small and white but at least I've got a big disk! ~Jesse S.
    * Don't fsck with me or: $find / -name u | /dev/null
    * Scratch your balls, not my metal. ~Anonymous
    * Who said Apple sucks? ~Jaeboy
    * Save water, drink beer and shower together. ~ Jquinn825
    * Now you have two little white pocket rockets. ~Anonymous
    * People will pay more to be entertained than educated. ~DulceDL
    * If only women's buttons were this easy to push. ~Anonymous
    * This iPod makes up for my small hard disk. ~Anonymous
    * Once you go small and white... ~Anonymous
    * 98% Liberace-free! ~Anonymous
    * Harmful If Swallowed. ~Anonymous
    * Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs ~IFC1
    * I'm so trendy look at my white headphones! ~sjs
    * Size Does Matter ~Anonymous
    * Musically Disturbed ~Joe F.
    * Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~wiredgargoyle
    * Contents Under Pressure from RIAA ~wiredgargoyle
    * My other handheld is a PocketPC ~vostinar
    * Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman
    * FCUK WINDOWS ~lancew
    * Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. ~tipx
    * I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man? ~Anonymous
    * My iPod can beat up your honor roll student. ~Anonymous
    * Your mamma uses a walkman. ~Anonymous
    * Say hello to my little friend" ~iiikora
    * FCUK THE SHUFFLE, WTF I Ordered a 60 Gigger! ~dilpreet64


    Lots of inspiration right there.
  2. 'trapped inside iPod factory' Genius
  3. Some had to be removed from that post because they were a bit offensive.
  4. Oh well that was my inspiration for the night. I'm off, so I'll catch you lot later.
  5. all the best mate
  7. that would be some night for Liverpool
  8. Originally posted by germcevoythat would be some night for Liverpool


    Is right,watching and admiring a proper team........
  9. hey everyone
    how are you?

    sorry for disappearing a bit in the past week, it's just that I have so much school work
    I barely have time to catch up whats new

    so I hope everyone is ok!

    have a great weekend and happy holidays!!

  10. Originally posted by NoamTG[..]



    wow I guess I really haven't been here enough;-)

    how are you Ali?


    Quite fine Noam, will you be having holidays or are you like me?
  11. Originally posted by germcevoy[..]

    as a United fan i'll take that. Lyon are tricky though. Poor Celtic


    how glad are you that you finnished top like us (Chelsea).
    Arsenal and Liverpool will struggle to get through
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