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Originally posted by drewhigginshttp://www.istartedsomething.com/20080107/bill-gates-last-day-microsoft-video/

A video spoof shown during the CES 2008 keynote by Bill Gates about his last full day at Microsoft in July starring himself, Brian Williams, Steve Ballmer, Matthew McConaugheyr, Robbie Bach, Jay-Z, Bono, Steven Spielberg, George Clooney, Jon Stewart, Kevin Turner, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Al Gore, Ray Ozzie and Craig Mundie,

I couldn't embed it in the page so the link is above.

Hello Dear ,
Iam Rena Monibar It give me a great pleassure to write you after viewing your profile which really interest me to have communication with you, if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other and for me to send you my picture for you to know whom iam, i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication. my email is (rena43monibar@yahoo.co.uk) i will be waiting to hear from you.have a blessed day.(Remeber the distance ,colour or age does not matter but love matters alot in life)Rena Monibar !!!

Yeah I'd like to see a picture of you.

Originally posted by drewhigginsHow's this one for a laugh?

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Assahlamualiakum, I AWAITE YOUR RESPONSE

PRIVATE EMAIL(zaid001rassan@yahoo.com).
Dear Sir/Madam
I am Mr. ZAID RASSAN a citizen of Baghdad in Iraq .
Due to the Situation here in IRAQ those of us in the
business circle are Finding it very difficult to cope
with the situation here, no stable Governmen t, bomb
explosion at strate gic pla ces ev ery now and then,
Sometimes people find it very difficult to go about
their normal Businesses due to fear of being victim of
terrorist attack, above all. The crisis in Iraq now
has made business activities totally paralyzed for
quite sometime now. for instance, no good telephone
facilities, no Adequate security, infact all most all
the basic infrastructure were
Destroyed during the
recent war in Iraq, ever since then the Environment in
Iraq has never been conducive business w ise .
Why I am contacting you is that I have a huge amount
of INHERITED sum to invest in your country with your
help and if you are really interested in knowing
please kindly contact me to my personal email address
below then I will explain further on this proposal you
will nev er re g ret it.
I wait for your urgent resp onse to my personal email
below then I can explain more on how to finalize this
transaction for security reason
(zaid001rassan@yahoo.com).
MR ZAID RASSAN

just specced up a new Mac Pro for £17,344.99. Nice.

Better news from Apple. Brand new iPod Classic en route to me now. Oh yea

Originally posted by germcevoyjust specced up a new Mac Pro for £17,344.99. Nice.

Better news from Apple. Brand new iPod Classic en route to me now. Oh yea

Originally posted by Ali709[..]

Great News You had engravings, right (I wanna run, I wanna hide!)? Are they gonna redo that?

Hello Brother,

How are you doing today, I received your mail, it well understood.

I want you to know that this transaction is hundrend percent legit that is why i seek for your honest help so that the both of us can acheive this gold.

So want you to see attach copy of my family passport so that you can know that you are dealing with a righful person, so you don't need to worry your self.

I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as possible with the information requested by you.

Thank and remain bless

Barrister Frank Smith

Originally posted by drewhigginsOur spam friends are back.

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And there's two photos as well.

Quite funny.

Originally posted by easports43[..]

I've got something from that same name. If they were legit, they'd be able to speak english.

My Dear,
How is your day.
mine is fine over here in Dakar.Thanks for your mail.Like I said my name is Rena Monibar,single, Very good looking girl that is very sharing, giving, caring and loving girl, above all God fearing and trusted.I really want have a good relationship with you.A relationship of deep feeling that will construct a mutual understanding ,I'm from Rwanda in Africa and presently I am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war going on in my country. My late father Dr. Peters Monibar was the personal adviser to the former head of state of Rwanda before the rebels attacked my house one early morning killing my mother and my father. It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to nearby country Senegal where i am living now in a refugee camp. I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently. Hoping to hear from you soonest ..
Rena Monibar !!!

Honorable Customer,

This is to officially inform you that we have
verified your contract/inheritance file and found out why you have
not receive your payment, is because you have not fulfilled the
official protocols giving to you in respect
to the final release of your contract /inheritance
payment.

Secondly, we have been informed that you are still
dealing with some official touts in our bank, such illegal act like
that have to stop, if you wish to receive your payment since we have
decided to bring solution to your problem, right now we have arranged
your payment through our offshore Automated teller machine (Swift Card)
payment center in China, that is the latest instruction
by our president, (GCFR) Federal Republic of
Togo, how about that?

This offshore card center will send you an Swift Card
with A Personal Identification Number (PIN) called secret four-digit
code, your recipient must use to make during any Opportunity
Card ATM transactions, to withdraw your money in Swift Card machine
in any part of the world, but the maximum is $5,000.00 per day, so if
you like to receive your Fund this way please, do let us know by
contacting the card payment center with the under listed information's:

Contact STANDARD CHARTERED BANK
EMAIL ID: swiftcardsection@yahoo.com.hk,
DIRECT PHONE: +852 3075 6364, 86 13434258828
TEL; +852 2575 5006.
FAX; +852 3010 1774

1 phone and fax number,

2 address were you want them to send the card
through DHL (p. o box
not accepted)

3 your full name and your total amount your are
expecting.

Please indicate to the card center the total sum you
are expecting and for your information you have to stop any further
communication with any body or office in regards to this your full
contract/inheritance
payment.

Contact Dr. Joseph Simth Ejifor, Governor De
ECO Bank Lome Togo, as soon as you receive this important
message on his direct Email dr.josephsimth@hotmail.com
direct mobile phone # 228 090 36 88
for your official recognition and authority to release your Automated teller machine
Swift Card from STANDARD CHARTERED BANK INTERNATIONAL,
TELEX TRANSFER SECTION,
ASIA PACIFIC.

We look forward to hearing from you.
Thanks for your understanding
Honorable Customiser,

Dr.Joseph E. Simth,