Great topic by the way!
- when there is a fly in your house and it doesn't really bother you
- when you have a collection of fake lemons you can display without them going bad
- When you're being a smart ass and tell someone you live where the streets have no name.
- When you're with your band and reference U2 songs in your lyrics.
- when most of the stuff you play (on guitar or whatever) IS U2...
- when you see a fish.... and you wonder if it really needs a bicycle
- when you become a member of a U2-based website forum because no one else will listen to you talk about them.
- when you by mistake call your friend one of the members of u2
- When you don't have a favorite U2 song.... Because it's hard to pick just one
- when you can't listen to With or Without You without the Shine Like Stars snippet.
- when you wear shades indoors
- when everybody's got a beach ball, you've got a giant inflatable lemon.
- when you hear a U2 live version and you know exactly from which, show date, tour and year it is from
- When your dad tries to tell you, there is other music around
- When you say you live in the City of blinding lights and you don't live in Paris
- when leaving work after been listening to U2 all day long, you turn on your mp3 player and realize you only have U2 on it
- when you have u2 dreams or have a picture of bono in your wallet
- when you act annoyed that you've got ten different remixes of Mofo but secretly you really don't mind.
- when the only movie you're looking forward to is U2-related. Like U23D, Across The Universe or Linear
- when your entire YouTube page has U2 live stuff.
- when you constantly search Ebay (or other site for auctioning) for cheap deals on out-of-print singles.
- when you consider yourself Irish. Well, as long as you're not really Irish.
- when you have memorized the muted guitar strings/drums solo on streets for almost every version you have
- when you are the best candidate to replace larry because you learned how to play the drums learning every song they play live
- when your friends ask you to put on a different CD in the car and you think they mean a different U2 CD.
- when someone switches off a U2 song on a radio station in the car and you pull over and tell them to get out.
- when the last non-U2 CD you bought (that wasn't REM) was...um...hmm...well, it was some time ago at least.
- When you always manage to bring something U2-related into any conversation concerning music
- when you check u2start or any other u2 site before you check your facebook, myspace, or bebo.
- when everytime you listen to "All I Want Is You" (whether it be the studio version, Lovetown, Popmart, or Elevation) you add the line "All I want is fucking you, man!" in the appropriate place.
- whenever you hear U2 on the radio, a smile shows up on your face
- when your lady thinks you like U2 more than her
- when you're actually considering getting a Tatoo related to the band
- when you try to write lyrics and find yourself quoting Bono a lot of the time
- when you spell 'Europe' as Zooropa
- When you have electronic circuits exam and instead of remembering the formulas for transistors when solving the problems, all that comes to your mind is MacPhisto's voice :"...without your tiny transistors...none of this would be possible."
- If the clerks from the 5 nearest cd stores from your home know you by name... and when you step a foot inside they yell from the inside: "[name], STILL NO WORD ABOUT THE DELUXE JOSHUA TREE"!!!!!!!!!!! or what ever it is you're waiting for
- when you ask someone if he/she wants to ride your wild horses
- when you can't appreciate other bands for their own musical style because you base your opinion of them on how much they sound like U2
-When, in any context, someone asks you "How long?" and you reply "To sing this song."
- When someone says the words "you two/too" and you look up instantly!
- When you're not the only one staring at the sun.
- when you struggle to think of your top ten non-U2 albums
- You know you listen to too much U2 when you...
"...Don't move
Don't talk out of time
Don't think
Don't worry
Everything's just fine
Just fine
Don't grab
Don't clutch
Don't hope for too much
Don't breathe
Don't achieve
Or grieve without leave
Don't check
Just balance on the fence
Don't answer
Don't ask
Don't try and make sense
Don't whisper
Don't talk
Don't run if you can walk
Don't cheat, compete
Don't miss the one beat
Don't travel by train
Don't eat
Don't spill
Don't piss in the drain
Don't make a will
Don't fill out any forms
Don't compensate
Don't cower
Don't crawl
Don't come around late
Don't hover at the gate
Don't take it on board
Don't fall on your sword
Just play another chord
If you feel you're getting bored
I feel numb
I feel numb
Too much is not enough
I feel numb
Don't change your brand
Gimme what you got
Don't listen to the band
Gimme what I don't get
Don't gape
Don't ape
Don't change your shape
Gimme some more
Have another grape
Too much is not enough
I feel numb
Gimme some more
A piece of me, baby
I feel numb
Don't plead
Don't bridle
Don't shackle
Don't grind
Gimme what I don't get
Don't curve
Don't swerve
Gimme some more
I feel numb
Lie, die, serve
I feel numb
Don't theorize, realise, polarise
Gimme what you got
Chance, dance,dismiss, apologise
Gimme what I don't get
Gimme what you got
Too much is not enough
I feel numb
Don't spy
Don't lie
Don't try
Imply
Detain
Explain
Start again
I feel numb
I feel numb
Don't triumph
Don't coax
Don't cling
Don't hoax
Don't freak
Peak
Don't leak
Don't speak
I feel numb
I feel numb
Don't project
Don't connect
Protect
Don't expect
Suggest
I feel numb
Don't project
Don't connect
Protect
Don't expect
Suggest
I feel numb
Gimme what you got
Don't struggle
Don't jerk
Don't collar
Don't work
Don't wish
Don't fish
Gimme what I don't get
I feel numb
Don't teach
Don't reach
Gimme some more
I feel numb
To much is not enough
I feel numb
Gimme what you got
Don't borrow
Don't break
Don't fence
Gimme what I don't get
I feel numb
Don't steal
Don't pass
Don't press
Don't try
Don't feel
Gimme some more
I feel numb
Don't touch
Don't dive
Don't suffer
Don't rhyme
Don't fantasize
Don't rise
Don't lie
I feel numb
Don't project
Don't connect
Protect
I feel numb
Don't expect
Suggest
Don't project
Don't connect
Protect
I feel numb
Don't expect
Suggest
I feel numb"
- When you have concert setlists memorized.
- when you try to go one whole day without listening to u2, but fail
- When instead of saying "Its okay...", you say "Its alright..."
- When you hear Suspicious Minds played on the radio and start singing Angel of Harlem
- when you Google "U2 Achtung Baby condoms" with no reservations whatsoever.
- when You hear Daydream Believer on a commercial and think, "wait... that's not Edge's voice."
- when you have Adams "wankers" from the Simpsons show as the sound when someone "vibbs" you on msn messenge
- When you're a member of a bootleg site and you're happy when you get a 1-star audience-recording of a bootleg from 1983 with only 3 songs
- when most dates out of the year remind you of a particular bootleg
- when no matter which situation you are in during everyday life, your brain constantly delivers snippets of U2 lyrics that fit perfectly for that moment
- when you go around saying LEMON in falsetto at random times.
- when you're willing to download a bootleg just because you saw that the setlist mentioned a nifty snippet
- when people ask you why are you being silent and you're singing a U2 song in your head trying to remember the rest of the lyrics
- When your e-mail password is U2-related
- When you dream that you're attending a concert on the next tour and you are listening to "Cedars Of Lebanon"
- When you've devoted a week to finding the best concerts... and end up spending a month!
- when the only german word you know is "Achtung" , and the only spanish words you know is "hola" & "Donde esta"
- when you have U2 concert advertisements from the various tours hanging on every one of the walls in your room
- when you 'discover new artists' by downloading songs from iTunes that Bono snippeted.
- when your new puppy's name is Pete... aka PeteTheChop.
- When instead of the teacher's voice on a Slovak language lesson you hear the organ and intro from Streets
- when you watch one of those "best album of the 80's" chart shows on tv and endure all the crap for 3 hours... just to see 20 seconds of U2 snippets that you've already seen a million times... and when you squee like a teenage fangirl, just because LOL
- When your students know that a surefire way to get you in a better mood after a bad rehearsal is to blast 'Streets' over the sound system.
- when you use "Some Days Are Better Than Others" to teach about metaphors in your English class.
- when some guy says 'RDS' on the radio and you immediately think of the legendary gig at the RDS Arena in Dublin
- when your computer shuts itself down and you shout "Restart...reboot yourself, dammit!"
- when ordering tickets for Wembley and they asked for my card password i started singing "Password, you, enter here, right now"
- when an ABBA tribute band plays at one of the end of year events at your uni., and you start singing Angel of Harlem during Dancing Queen
- when it's the sixteenth of June, the clock reads 9:05, and you automatically wait for the doorbell to ring.
- when you dress up entirely in black, with a pleather jacket, and go to random places and whisper in people's ears...
- when you sit down in the middle of the night to watch the "Linear" dvd for the first time, and during Magnificent at HQ all you can think is "good lord, a 1star video bootleg, this one
- when the only song you agree to sing on Singstar is Beautiful Day
- when you hear Space Oddity on the radio and automatically expect Kingdom to start playing right after it.
- When you decide to listen to U2 at Monday 4:30AM (viz Live at Rose Bowl live on Youtube)
And adding one myself
- if you answer your phone calls with Vertigo's "Hello, Hello!" (well, at least Bono in South Park does it -
) 
).... The bold ones are the REAL "You know you listen, etc" 
