1. When the inside of your head sounds like an insane mega-mashup of every single U2 song possible... all the time

    When you re-name a horse MacPhisto - and get irritated when people don't get the reference ¬.¬

    When you get cross with people 'cause they don't know Adam's or Larry's name (or which instrument they play) even though you must have told them a million times :/

    The fishmonger gives you strange looks and asks you if you're alright after you spend far too long contemplating the lemons on the counter - and you reply with... "Oh yeah - I was just thinking about U2" (The strange looks now turns to concern) xDD

    When your English teacher asks your class to write a review of something, turns to you and lists of all the U2 things you CANNOT use; concerts, albums, books............
  2. When you watch Project Runway and everytime Heidi Klum says "This is a competition for you too" to the models you always hear "U2".
  3. When you start a U2 cover band with three friends, you make a list of the songs you're craving to play... and you order them by length of the name hahaha

    40
    One
    Bad
    Stay
    Please
    Desire
    Vertigo
    The Fly
    Acrobat
    Walk On
    Ultraviolet
    Magnificent
    I Will Follow
    Beautiful Day
    The Electric Co
    Electrical Storm
    Angel Of Harlem
    All I Want Is You
    Staring At The Sun
    Wake Up Dead Man
    With Or Without You
    City Of Blinding Lights
    Sunday Bloody Sunday
    No Line On The Horizon
    Until The End Of The World
    Pride (In The Name Of Love)
    Even Better Than The Real Thing
    Where The Streets Have No Name
    Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
    I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
  4. Originally posted by LikeASong:When you start a U2 cover band with three friends, you make a list of the songs you're craving to play... and you order them by length of the name hahaha

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    That is QUITE the interesting order, there! Hah. Love every song on the list, but in that order? I think the dentist would have to re-wire my jaw after it froze in a dropped position after a show like that!

    EDIT:

    Scanned it again,

    Staring At The Sun
    Wake Up Dead Man
    With Or Without You
    City Of Blinding Lights
    Sunday Bloody Sunday
    No Line On The Horizon
    Until The End Of The World


    is really doing it for me
  5. hahaha, good one... In fact it wasn't any kind of logical order at all, just ordered by the length of the name, that's all!!

    But I also have made a logical order, a "setlist" that we're going//willing to play next week

    Even Better Than...
    Magnificent
    Desire
    NLOTH
    COBL
    Vertigo
    I Will Follow
    (semi acoustic break)
    Stay
    Walk On
    Electrical Storm
    Staring At The Sun
    (full electric again)
    Please
    UTEOTW
    Who's Gonna Ride...
    Acrobat
    ---encore---
    Ultraviolet
    Sunday Bloody Sunday
    Bad
    All I Want Is You
    Where The Streets Have No Name


    I'd die to see U2 play this setlist
  6. When your happy to shop at KMart because they actually played Stateless. Ha!!!

    Some these are so funny and so true....

    That is an Awesome setlist Sergio!! That would be the day, when that one goes down!!!
  7. Originally posted by roqueandrolle:

    The fishmonger gives you strange looks and asks you if you're alright after you spend far too long contemplating the lemons on the counter - and you reply with... "Oh yeah - I was just thinking about U2" (The strange looks now turns to concern) xDD



    I've done that one more then once when I shop food with my friends xD
  8. Your physics teacher is discussing elliptical orbits, and drawing diagrams on the board, and all you see is the Vertigo arena stage, over and over and over again...
  9. When everytime you see a car plate (that means virtually all the time you're on the street), you try to do combinations with the numbers and recall shows with that numbers. The plate "XXX 0828" (no matter the letters before) means Dublin 1993-08-28, and the plate 2702 means Lakeland '92
    Makes me go crazy and my head aches.

    Then I start making chord combinations with the letters and/or numbers of that same plates. For example, "FGC 0122" means a F, G, C, Am progression, which is very nice to play and hear. (PS. The Am comes from the 0122 numbers, only if you play guitar and read tabs you'll understand it )...

    When you find a full plate, it makes your day. For example, "GCD 0123" means a G, C, D, Fmaj7 progression (another nice one), and moreover it contains the awesome 1981-01-23 Belftast show.



    I'm fucking crazy, I know.
  10. Originally posted by LikeASong:When everytime you see a car plate (that means virtually all the time you're on the street), you try to do combinations with the numbers and recall shows with that numbers. The plate "XXX 0828" (no matter the letters before) means Dublin 1993-08-28, and the plate 2702 means Lakeland '92
    Makes me go crazy and my head aches.

    Then I start making chord combinations with the letters and/or numbers of that same plates. For example, "FGC 0122" means a F, G, C, Am progression, which is very nice to play and hear. (PS. The Am comes from the 0122 numbers, only if you play guitar and read tabs you'll understand it )...

    When you find a full plate, it makes your day. For example, "GCD 0123" means a G, C, D, Fmaj7 progression (another nice one), and moreover it contains the awesome 1981-01-23 Belftast show.



    I'm fucking crazy, I know.


    Hahahaha, that's both insane and yet infectuous- I'll be doing this all the time now

  11. Originally posted by MacStripey:[..]

    must be pure torture I feel for you

    ...when you listen to the Barcelona I gig on full volume and your ipod dies without warning(:| ) but instead of cursing you just shrug as your mind keeps "playing" the bootleg inside your head anyway, audience sounds and all.... sometimes, this jukebox inside my head scares the hell out of me


    Haha, I am guilty of that one. I once walked a good half an hour working my way through ATYCLB a few years ago.

    Also listening to studio versions and you expect a Blackbird snippet, or a Shine Like Stars. They never come.
  12. Originally posted by iTim:[..]

    Haha, I am guilty of that one. I once walked a good half an hour working my way through ATYCLB a few years ago.

    Also listening to studio versions and you expect a Blackbird snippet, or a Shine Like Stars. They never come.


    scary, isn't it? sometimes I walk the streets and look into other people's faces and I wonder just how many of them are listening to their own "mind jukebox" that very moment LOL insane

    ~~

    .....when you go to see U23D again today, and all the while during the Vertigo show you get goosebumps trying to imagine how insanely magnificent the 360° show would be as a 3D movie