1. I'll answer your questions, for a small fee ofcourse.
  2. Edited. I guess I have to pay you someting now that I've written your name (as I suppose it's trademarked)...

  3. Names can't be trademarked unfortunately, young man. Get ya facts right.
  4. This was my idea, I demand a large amount of money.
  5. Would U2 be as big as they are right now without your help?
  6. How much are you charging per question? About £100 per every character used?
  7. I love this topic.

  8. Do you think I'm a scrooge? Only £100 per question.

  9. You'll have to work for your money, boy.

    These aren't questions, a'they?


  10. They absolutely can. Get YOUR facts right, old fat German bastard.
  11. I know who you are Mister, but just to keep the fun up I wont tell.