1. David Allan Coe requires 1 Bud Light. Because that's just what you need when you're listening to the awesomeness that is DAC.

    Like this:

  2. Lazy bastard 2:20

  3. All I get is Vodka! Or a bottle of Buckfast.
  4. what the hell...I tried a Persian traditional singer and here is the suggestion:

    “THE MOHAMMAD REZA SHAJARIAN”

    10 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
    10 oz. Lemon juice
    12 oz. Raspberry Vodka
    Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.
  5. ^ Such a poison ha ha

    Originally posted by iTimAll I get is Vodka! Or a bottle of Buckfast.


    All you listen to is U2 and Coldplay??
  6. Last night I had a dream about the girl I like. Even in my dreams I sabotage my love life, by worrying about stupid stuff. Perhaps my subconscious is trying to tell me something.
  7. I'm really, really struggling to make myself look busy today. I completed my two days worth of work yesterday. I don't mean to say that I work really fast; just that they give me far too much time to do stuff. There's only so many times you can hit send & receive on Outlook before you realise that no one has anything for you.

    Can't they just pay me to sleep?

    Yeah I know, I'm complaining about a job, and an easy one at that, whilst everyone else is struggle to find one. Aren't I a bastard... But I'm so bored!