1. I'm laughing at the joke, and the fact four different people quoted it.
  2. Excellent Johnny

  3. I'm glad you guys liked it!!
  4. ROFL! Haha! Great one Johnny!


  5. "I don't know why did they laugh after the introducing??"


  6. I thought it was him.He's related to Hunt brothers,I'm sure.....Mike,Isaac & Yusac.....
  7. Clip from the TV show 30 Rock(My favorite show )
  8. I hope this is not offending anyone. For those who care: My own faith is included, I'm member of a small international pentecostal church.

    RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

    Taoism: Shit happens
    Hare Krishna: Shit happens, Rama Rama Ding Dong
    Hinduism: This shit happened before
    Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
    Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
    Confucianism: Confucius say "Shit happens"
    Zoroastrianism: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens
    Sunni Islam: If shit happens it's the will of Allah
    Shi'ite Islam: Whenever shit happens, take a hostage
    Catholicism: If shit happens I deserve it
    Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
    Calvinism: If shit happens, it happens to someone else
    Lutheranism: Shit happens, but as long as you feel sorry it's ok
    Pentecostalism: Praise God for the shit! Hallelujah!
    Televangelism: Send us money and shit won't happen
    7th day Adventist: Shit doesn't happen on Saturdays
    Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock, "Shit happens"
    Christian Science: Shit only happens in your mind
    Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again
    Unitarian: It's not the shit that matters. It's the process
    Scientology: Shit will happen to you if you're on our shit list
    Judaism: Oy vey! Why does this shit always happen to us?
    Fascism: Shit happens to make the trains run on time
    Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is
    Stoicism: This shit is good for me
    Atheism: There is no shit!
    Communism: Sorry, we are out of shit today
    Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening
    New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good
    Environmentalism: You produce shit, so you have to eat it
    Feminism: This shit's not funny!
    Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit
    Agnosticism: Can you believe this shit?

    Alex
  9. Haha! Great post Alex!


  10. That's good, but I know a better one:

    "There's no shit .... only ALIENS!!!!!!!!