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  6. Mark, Alex,
    Brilliant!!
  7. Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan .

    In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
    Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

    Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks.
    Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
    Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.



  8. Some things to think about.......

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


  9. Very nice ones Gary!!!
    thanks!!
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