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  4. Paddy and Mick went to donate sperm in London.The day was a disaster.Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus.......
  6. A group of primary school children, accompanied by two female
    teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn
    about thoroughbred horses.

    When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided
    that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
    the other.

    The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet
    when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
    reach the urinal.

    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,
    and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to
    direct the flow away from their clothes.

    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
    well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher
    said, 'You must be in year four.'

    'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.'
  7. This guy is on the news every night. Aussiemofo might know who he is, but this was quite funny. Watch a bit into the clip...



    And while I'm at it...





  9. Originally posted by aussiemofo:[..]

    I certainly do...that guy has a reputation as a gaffe-prone git but he tries hard. Never seen that classic before though.


    He's like a cult figure....
  10. Best regards and wishes to you all,
    have a nice weekend my friends!!



    A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married

    son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was

    shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,

    totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of

    perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked.



    "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,"

    the daughter-in-law answered.



    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.



    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    "Love dress? But you're naked!"



    "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained.

    "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this

    dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for

    hours on end. He can't get enough of me."



    The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,

    showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights,

    put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for

    her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.

    He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.



    "What are you doing?" he asked.



    "This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.



    "Needs ironing," he said.


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