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  1. Rocker Bono threatened to slit his wrists if Tom Jones didn't record a new song he wrote for the Welshman.Jones
    asked the U2 star to come up with a tune for him during a night out in
    Ireland, but let him know that there was no guarantee the track would
    make his new album 24 Hours.Thrilled Bono came up with a
    biographical song, Sugar Daddy, about Jones and was so proud of the
    effort he wanted to make sure Jones would add it to the album.Jones
    says, "The note that came with the demo - because U2 demoed the song
    for me... - said, 'I hope you like it, Tom, and I hope you record... No
    big deal if you don't, I'll just slit my wrists.'"
    nice one,Bono
  2. Bought myself a new roll on deodorant today.Instructions said...."Take off top and push up bottom"....I'm still in casualty at the moment....
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  4. double post
  5. Originally posted by gmc:Bought myself a new roll on deodorant today.Instructions said...."Take off top and push up bottom"....I'm still in casualty at the moment....


    hope you get better soon
  6. Had to take the dog the vets last night,he swallowed a part of my vacuum cleaner.I've just phoned up and they say he's picking up.....

    .....better than the last time though when he swallowed a £10 note.Kept phoning up to see how he was but there was never any change...
  7. *edited for offensive language*


  11. Lets try and improve :

    Husband and wife in bed doing the buisness. Wife says to husband 'can we not do it with the light on?'

    Husband says 'no no no I like it in the dark'

    Next night during sex the wife unexpectedly switches the light on and is shocked to see her husband under the covers with a cucumber in his hands.

    She says '15 years of marriage and its been a cucumber all this time!!!!!? I do hope you can explain yourself!!!'

    Husband . . . 'I'll explain the cucumber when you can explain the 2 kids. . . ''

    Silence. . .
  12. Originally posted by germcevoy:[..]

    Lets try and improve :

    Husband and wife in bed doing the buisness. Wife says to husband 'can we not do it with the light on?'

    Husband says 'no no no I like it in the dark'

    Next night during sex the wife unexpectedly switches the light on and is shocked to see her husband under the covers with a cucumber in his hands.

    She says '15 years of marriage and its been a cucumber all this time!!!!!? I do hope you can explain yourself!!!'

    Husband . . . 'I'll explain the cucumber when you can explain the 2 kids. . . ''

    Silence. . .



    It's an old one but a classic!!
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