General Humour Topic

Originally posted by germcevoy:[..]

Lets try and improve :

Husband and wife in bed doing the buisness. Wife says to husband 'can we not do it with the light on?'

Husband says 'no no no I like it in the dark'

Next night during sex the wife unexpectedly switches the light on and is shocked to see her husband under the covers with a cucumber in his hands.

She says '15 years of marriage and its been a cucumber all this time!!!!!? I do hope you can explain yourself!!!'

Husband . . . 'I'll explain the cucumber when you can explain the 2 kids. . . ''

Silence. . .

Originally posted by yuri31:[..]

am I allowed to post this kind of joke?

Originally posted by germcevoy:[..]

Post what you like (preferably not racist)

Originally posted by yuri31:[..]

am I allowed to post this kind of joke?

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