1. A U2 fan's algorithm of buying his/her first album :

    If Achtung Baby nevermind others just rush to pay the money.

    If October think about the song Scarlet.

    If both are unavailable,

    Buy the older one.

    If there is a compilation,get away from it.

    If there is a live dvd,use the equation above :

    (X for dvd,Y for album)

    2Y>X

    if it works when you place the prices,buy the Dvd.

    If that Dvd is Slane Castle,and the album is Achtung Baby,toss a coin.

    If the Album is Boy,Dvd is Slane Castle,buy the cheaper one.

  2. ^ i love how much thought you put into that. haha
  3. After hanging on in music store for 15 minutes just to decide which coldplay album should I buy,I decided to get some help from mathemathics

  4. Originally posted by MacStripey:a U2 fan sees a stranger across the road wearing a U2 shirt and feels the urge to run over and hug this person, knowing there's a soul mate right there.


    No,A U2 fan doesn't do that.

    First he asks :

    Do you like get on your boots ?
  5. A U2 fan will stand next to a Porto-Potty for three hours in the Florida heat just to meet the band.
  6. Originally posted by MacStripey:a U2 fan sees a stranger across the road wearing a U2 shirt and feels the urge to run over and hug this person, knowing there's a soul mate right there.


    +1!!!
  7. A U2 fan either dogmatically rushes to their defence, or keeps a silent protest when they are lambasted.

    Either way, a U2 fan knows their band is the best in the world.


  8. I bug the PISS out of my friends and family with this whenever I have one on...I'll always say his speech lines JUST before he does, drives everyone crazy.

    A U2 fan doesn't really see lemons the same way anymore...

    A U2 fan sees another guitarist using a Gibson Explorer and immediately assumes they are playing a U2 song.

    A U2 fan plays it cool when a U2 song comes on in a bar/restaurant/etc. Someone else will point it out to the U2 fan, and the U2 fan will calmly nod his head and say, "Trust me. I know."