1. When almost every time you come home, you sing "helloooo, hellooooooo"

  2. I use 'Honey, I'm home' to greet my maths teacher.
    I think Bono said it at the Rose Bowl?
  3. Yeah at the start of Vertigo I think?
  4. Yeah I definitely sing snippets in all of the songs when I'm singing along in the car. Except With or Without You...I leave out the Love Will Tear Us Apart and Shine Like Stars snippets, I think the studio version ends so beautifully I don't want to ruin it.
  5. When your entire knowledge of geography and capital cities has been learned by following U2 gigs.


  6. This actually irritates my father.

    During the world cup
    "How does he know what all of those stadiums are called?!"

    "Because he's listened to a U2 show that they played there [rolls eyes]"
  7. And recognising all the stadiums they play.
  8. ... when you recognise every U2 song within a second using iPod's shuffle mode.
    ... when you recognise live versions of songs by the audience noise.
    ... when you hear a first leg 360 Mysterious Ways/Crazy Tonight and know the correspondending city
  9. ... when you copycat one of Bono's one speeches for a school project. (South Bend '01, if I remember correctly)
  10. You want only more and more and more