1. A U2 fan keeps his stomach relatively empty while waiting in line for GA, knowing that his hunger will be satisfied once the band takes the stage.
  2. A U2 fan knows that 360 is not a greatest hits tour.

    A U2 fan,if he attends the show,would probably be a better director with his/her mobile phone than Hamish Hamilton.

  3. "A U2 fan,if he attends the show, would probably be a better director with his/her mobile phone than Hamish Hamilton."

    That was great, Utku. Had me laughing for a while!
  4. a u2 fan will make instant conversation once another u2 fan is identified (and not just in ga lines at u2 gigs)

    we are all the closest fan community that i know.
  5. A U2 fan could run the GA entry procedures at pretty much any venue better than 90% of venue security teams out there.


  6. Bono says you're so right
  7. Originally posted by LikeASong:"A U2 fan,if he attends the show, would probably be a better director with his/her mobile phone than Hamish Hamilton."

    That was great, Utku. Had me laughing for a while!




  8. ^
  9. A U2 fan knows that for every CD he buys,Brian Eno is going to drop his seretonin higher, no Brian is great at his job,but truth is here.
  10. A U2 fan is reminded he is a U2 fan when his less than two-year-old son starts singing the JuJu man part of Breathe in a foreign language into a wooden stick, pretending it's a microphone. That's probably when you should realize you listen to U2 a bit too much ...