1. Originally posted by thefly202005:A U2 fan is reminded he is a U2 fan when his less than two-year-old son starts singing the JuJu man part of Breathe in a foreign language into a wooden stick, pretending it's a microphone. That's probably when you should realize you listen to U2 a bit too much ...

    Teach him the 16th Of June Nine 0 Five part. Now
  2. A U2 fan thinks any U2 song is appropriate psych up music for any situation.
  3. A U2 fan not from Ireland is secretly from Ireland anyway.
  4. When a history teacher says "In 1991..." expecting a topic related answer, a U2 fan will blurt out "Achtung Baby was released" without meaning to.
  5. Originally posted by Mr_TrekA U2 fan not from Ireland is secretly from Ireland anyway.


    Secretly?
  6. Originally posted by LikeASong[..]

    Secretly?


    Well, your passport says you're Spanish doesn't it?
  7. Originally posted by Mr_Trek[..]

    Well, your passport says you're Spanish doesn't it?


    I will have an Irish passport soon, so...

    Nah, I was just trying to mean that my double Spanish-Irish nationality is not a secret, all my friends (real and virtual) are aware of it
  8. And I was just trying to make my sentence funny to fit in this topic of humor

  9. A U2 fan remembers a U2 song, a line of a lyric in every step of his, her life...
  10. A U2 fan knows today is the day U2-3 was released, 32 years ago.
  11. A U2 fan knows that nice is such a shitty word.
  12. 'Great,Wonderful' should be used instead.